Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife

”I love to seek out the best and most fun items you can buy with your hard earned wedge, so you can imagine how excited I was when I saw this baby!

This is the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife, and is the mother of all pen knives. My grandad always has a penknife on him, and uses it for everything, trimming his nails, digging up worms and even peeling apples, but this mother puts his puny knife right in the shade.

The knife has 85 different implements that can perform over 100 separate functions. It has a wood saw, a golf divot repairer and even a laser powered torch, or course it has all the usual things you would expect from a knife i.e a knife, but this things has a tool for practically any given situation.

OK it does cost some wedge, your looking at shelling out £500 for one, but who cares! when that numpty at your work shows you his massively inferior leatherman multi tool, pull this baby out of your pocket (if you can) and watch him urinate himself as he fears you and the extension of your manhood that you hold before him!

Here are some specs:

Features

  • Weighs 2lbs 11oz
  • Limited lifetime warranty
  • Made in Switzerland
  • Great for knife enthusiasts or people who love sharp objects

Specification

  • Dimensions: Height: 3.0cm Width: 8.5cm Depth: 24.0cm
  • Weight: 1.5Kg
You obviously need to be 18 or over to buy one. There are loads of places that sell them but I have bought stuff off this site before and there pretty good. www.gadgetshop.com

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2 Responses to “Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife”
  1. Garretot says:

    Can i get a one small pic from your blog?
    Garretot

    • admin says:

      All the pictures on the blog are taken from the internet, I do not take the pictures myself, but I always give a linkback to the source from where I obtained the images, which is what I suggest you do, you can find images on flickr under there creative commons section, here’s the url for it: http://www.flickr.com/creativecommons hope that helps.

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