Man Names Himself After Crisps
” I read the news a lot, I love to know what is going on in the world, like Blanche from coronation street pegging it, Ronnie wood arrested and the return of Alex Higgins to snooker, but today I was gobsmacked to learn of this lunatic who has changed his name by deed poll to ‘Mr Monster Munch’ after his favourite crisps.
OK well that’s just basically made him unemployed for the rest of his life then because who in there right mind is going to employ someone called Mr Monster Munch?
In all seriousness, if everyone decided to do that it would be like living in some twisted fantasy land where everyone is named directly after there preferred choice of snack food type beverage, NO! it is stupid, he knows it is stupid and everyone is looking at him and thinking stupid.
Chris Hunt was his name before, and he is apparently a plumber, which is great because he can now hang out with Super Mario or go for a beer with Luigi.
The guy is so obsessed with the corn snacks that he eats them for breakfast lunch and dinner, and has even devised recipes including rice and pasta dishes to vary his diet.
The guy is nuts, but I have to give him credit for having the balls to do it.
Do you know of any funny name changes? if you do share them with us.”
Picture from Stian Alexander
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