My Glorious Return!
”What a whirlwind of a week it has been, you may have noticed that I have not been posting at all this week, sorry about that guys, I have just moved into a spanking new place so things have been a bit hectic, but I’m back with lustre and conviction! and back to continue filling your spare time with useless and of course useful stuff from old blighty.
It has been a good week though, adjusting to my new flat and getting settled in, watching the missus spend £145 in wilko’s (didn’t even think it was possible to spend that much in there!?) and of course familiarising myself with the locals. I have 2 pubs within walking distance, an Indian, fish and chips and a Chinese takeaway literally outside my door so that guarantees I will put on at least 4 stone in the next few months.
Anyway guys just to let you know that posting is back to normal and to celebrate I was going to put some visual pleasure in this post, but because vodafone decided to put a content block on my broadband, google wont let me get titties for you, so sorry you have to wait, now because I love my readers, I am now off into town in the pouring rain down to the vodafone store to sort the muthers out! man the things I do for you guys.”
Catch you soon fellas




Congratulations on the new place Adam, hope you’re very happy there… An Indian, a chip shop in walking distance – I’m jealous! But then again – I do have a beach and the Atlantic Ocean a few minutes away – so not that jealous! Seriously though – good luck mate, and get her spending in check before it gets out of hand!
thanks buddy, yeah dont worry lol her spending is waaay under control now! lol