Which Sausage Is Your Favourite Page 3 Model?

”You see I could have quite easily just put up some photo’s of gorgeous page 3 models in this post and have done with it, but no! I thought, today I’m going to do something different, I am going to attempt something that has never been done before (probably) something so ridiculous its genius…I am going to tell which sausage Britain’s favourite page 3 models are, so when you are next at Tesco doing the weekly shop, you can decide whether you want to eat Rhian Sugden, chomping down a nice Jo Hicks, or maybe you fancy licking tomato sauce off a nice fat juicy Mel Boorman. So read on to find out which banger your favourite page 3 babe is!

Rhian Sugden

Cumberland

Rhian Sugden – the text sex piece of loveliness that pryed Vernon Kay away from Tess Daly, and we can see why, she is totally stunning. We think she is a Cumberland ring, she has been running rings around Vernon and has a meaty err flavour and is more than one person can handle.

Jo Hicks

The London Banger

Jo Hicks – The Londoner is one of my favourites, she is the go in anything cheap and cheerful banger, always reliable and although not the tastiest she always manages to mask the crap meat by adding tons of spice. God bless the mighty banger.

Pork And Beef

Mel Boorman

Mel Boorman – she is the beef and pork sausage, with her you get the best of both worlds, a sultry sexy beef face, and a succulent tasty porky body, she is pure luxury and not the type of sausage you would have every day.

Amy G

Chipolata

Amy G – She is the pint sized sausage of fun, you would need a lot of this tiny piece of meaty goodness to fill you up, but good things come in small packages.

Jerri Byrne

Chorizo

Jerri Byrne – The sexy model from Manchester is the spicy chorizo sausage,  a bit of fat in there but tastes great, full of hot spice and doesn’t mind being thrown into a Paella.

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